Don’t fall in love with me. I will take you to a museum and leave you there. All by yourself. You can call me and be mad and tell me to “come back and get you” but i won’t and you will call your mom and look like an idiot when you say “Hey mom, it’s just me. Yea, he did it again. He left me at the air and space museum this time. I’m sorry, I know it’s the 4th time but I thought he would change.”
“I think the scariest thing about falling in love is that there’s always an opportunity to fall out of it. There is no signed contract, no promises that can’t be broken, no guarantees that that person will stick around and that scares me to death. One day, they can just wake up and be over your little weird habits, and the way you say the letter “I.” They’ll realize you’re selfish, they’ll realize they deserve so much more. And that’s the scariest thought I’ve ever had.”—this is so personal i’m going to be sick (via brennanat)
yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm
yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.
And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.